No, we do NOT meet this Saturday. Yes, this is the 3rd Saturday of the month. Yes, we normally would be meeting on the 16th November 2013. But we are NOT. That’s because our venue is totally booked out and there’s no room for us or our donkey. So our 3rd Saturday meet has been moved to the 4th Saturday, 24th November 2013. Yes, that is the day after our 4th Friday. Yes, we do actually own a donkey. We can’t spend all the money on games.
So now the only question that remains is; how many people will ignore this and turn up on the 16th and complain that they weren’t told? And what shall we name the donkey?